A Motherly Directive

Nature woke me around 5:45 this morning. After a trip to the bathroom, I decided to come upstairs and check email before going back to bed. It's Saturday after all, and the opportunity to sleep late is a treat that is usually reserved for only Saturdays. One of my emails was from my mother (of Ruthlace fame), and I wrote a quick reply to it. A few minutes later, I got the following email from my mother - in VERY large print:

Get back to bed! It's too early to be up.

Yes, M'am! You don't ever stop mothering your kids.