Monday, December 12, 2005

Snowman Wisdom

Thanks again to my non-blogging friend JeNan who keeps sending me items such as the following:

Lessons to be learned from a snowman...
-Get over it. It's okay if you're a little bottom heavy.
-Hold your ground, even when the heat is on.
-Wearing white is always appropriate.
-Winter is a time to be happy, quiet, and reflective.
-It takes a few extra rolls to make a good midsection.
-There's nothing better than a foul weather friend.
-The key to life is to be a jolly, happy soul.
-We're all made up mostly of water.
-You know you've made it when they write a song about you.
-Accessorize! Accessorize! Accessorize!
-Avoid yellow snow.
-Always use a sun blocker; and be careful of exposure to the sun.
-Sure, it's embarrassing when you can't see your feet. Get over it.
-It's fun to hang out in the front yard; great way to see the neighbors.
-Always put your best foot forward. Keeps you looking for solid ground.
-There's no stopping you once you're on a roll. Be careful on hills.
-It's not the size of the carrot, but the placement that counts.

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