Saturday, January 21, 2006

Pickup Lines

READER'S DIGEST is one of my favorite magazine, and it's one of only two that I subscribe to regularly. In the February 2006 issue, they have a list of pickup lines (p. 170) that made me laugh. What do you think? Have you heard worse? or better?
Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got fine written all over you.
Do you believe in the hereafter? Well, then I guess you know what I'm here after.
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Do you have any raisens? No? How 'bout a date?

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