CRACK in the Windshield

Disclaimer: I received this via email yesterday (Thanks, JeNan). It's a little gross, most likely staged, and possibly offensive. . .But still funny! So don't read any further unless you can accept that!

CRACK IN THE WINDSHIELD

I'm driving along on the highway at 65 miles an hour (the speed limit), minding my own business, when outta nowhere there's this big crack in my windshield!!

I swerved right,


and then left,


and it was still right there!!








There just ain't NO words for this!